Sexy: Captain N & the Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 Sexy Scenes

Yet another cold, clinical and altogether worthless animated series that exists solely to maintain ‘kid awareness’ for a video game. Ironic that a show like this would actually have periodic breaks for MORE commercials but there’s the world of toy sales at their most shoddy. Inspired by the mega-popular series of Nintendo games, this one features horrific animation, aimless stories and an obnoxious collection of voice-over performers. Luckily, series like this one promptly vanish once the fad passes and such is clearly the case here.