Nude: Heart 2023 Nude Scenes

Is this movie real or just a fever dream? Or, more likely just an excuse to drive traffic to some random nude scenes by giving everyone involved fake names that are just hot A-listers with a couple of letters missing from the end? The latter seems like the only plausible answer given what little we can glean from the internet. Written by Salma Hay and directed by Angelina Jol, this boils down to a collection of shots of a quiet beauty (Jennifer Lawren) getting her nude body painted, falling topless into the ocean, having sex amidst some flashing city lights, and swimming naked amongst some rocks. What does this have to do with anything? We don’t know, but we do know “Jennifer” looks great doing it, whatever it is. She shows the caboodle but not the kitty, delivering T’n’A multiple scenes that don’t seem to be bogged down by things like plot or logic. Just how we like ‘em!