Nude: Lesbian Vampire Killers 2009 Nude Scenes

Scissor sisters meld into bloodsuckers in the R rated romp Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009). Phil Claydon’s hybrid of humor and horror follows Jimmy (Mathew Horne), who’s just been dumped by his girl, and Fletch (James Corden), an unemployed children’s clown who happens to resemble an ancient vampire hunter. The two dudes try to forget their woes with a camping trip in the remote woods of Cragwich. The plan seems to work since they meet four hot birds — Anke (Louise Dylan), Heidi (Tiffany Mulheron), Lotte (MyAnna Buring), and Trudi (Ashley Mulheron) — in the village pub. The latter lady even flashes her flesh in the shower. Yes, the ambiance drips with local color as well as oozing sex appeal! No wonder the guys think they’re in for a wild night of sex and booze. But little do they know that the town was cursed centuries ago and is now overrun by lesbian vampires who want nothing more than to resurrect their queen Carmilla (Silvia Colloca). The movie also includes Emma Clifford, Emer Kenny, Margarita Hall, Vera Filatova, and Lucy Gaskell’s captivating cleavage. As Judy, the sexy brunette struts her stuff in a black brassiere. In other words, she puts the super naturals into this supernatural pic! Maybe this is why the chiller diller won the Audience Award for Best Feature Film at the San Sebastian Horror Festival. As an homage to Britain’s notorious Hammer horror flicks, the script is tongue-in-cheek. Mr. Skin just wishes he could be tongue-in-cheeks with the comely cast!