Alicia Witt Nude

Red hair, bite-sized strawberry nips, and a complexion like the flowing white light of heaven, don't guarantee success as a movie star. Such stellar attributes do, however, ensure that onscreen imp Alicia Witt will be wondered about and worshiped by legions of mesmerized skinfidels until skindom come. Apparently, Alicia was so witty as a kid that she was considered a legitimate child genius, and recited lines from "Romeo and Juliet" as a five year old on That's Incredible! This caught the always avant garde eye of David Lynch, who cast her in both Dune (1984) and Twin Peaks. Next, Alicia landed the role of Cybill Shepherd's daughter on the sitcom Cybill and appeared in both Mr. Holland's Opus (1995) and Citizen Ruth (1996). And as Alicia transitioned from childhood stardom to more adult fare, we got to see more of her. Alicia unveils a quick flash of her derriere on The Sopranos, when Michael Imperioli pours water down her naked back after they play a quick round of hide the cannoli. In Playing Mona Lisa (2000) we louvred seeing her in a bra. Ditto titto in Two Weeks Notice (2002) where she celebrates the New Year in a black bra and top hat alongside chronically bumbling Englishman Hugh Grant. Speaking of bums and things, the bikini clad lapdance she gives Jon Cryer, as a school teacher turned stripper on Two and a Half Men, is some of the hottest action ever seen on network television. Nothing will beat seeing Witt's ravishing red nips, however, when she pulls it out before breastfeeding a way too old kid on House of Lies. We just wish she pulled out the other one, since a house divided cannot stand! Alicia has mostly been working on the wholesome, Hallmark Channel, of late, appearing in a wide variety of their original programs. However, she did practice some no pants grappling with a lucky guy on the MMA drama Kingdom. Hopefully she gets naked again, because we can't get enough of Witt's tits!