Beach Heat: Miami (2010-2012)

This Baywatch-inspired series from Showtime takes viewers down to South Florida to meet the sun-tanned hotties patrolling the shores day in and day out. Cale (Josh Randall) and Jace (Graham Purdy) are the lifeguards on duty at South Beach’s Tower Nine and they spend their days valiantly rescuing beachgoers when they aren’t partying and having sex with wealthy vacationers. But when their boss gets wise to their wild ways, he assigns a rookie named Brooke (Kristen Hinton) to their tower to put a damper on all of their fun. Of course, getting paired with a beautiful blond only makes the duo randier, but innocent Brooke is there to save lives and isn’t interested in anything else. Or is she? Kristen goes topless twice in two different scenes where she’s getting eaten out, while Megan Hauserman delivers T’n’A while taking a man for a bouncy ride in the backseat of a car. There’s a lot of sexy heat here but it’s not coming from the beach!