Gianna Patton Sexy

Model, actress, blonde, Canadian, and big-chested, Gianna Patton could be the woman of your dreams—if she had dropped the wardrobe just once. But that’s okay, because Mr. Skin has one heck of an imagination, and this hot-bodied female has given all of us a lot to work with. Though her acting resume is on the shorter side, she’s had two roles worth studying a little more in-depth (Mr. Skin helps you out with that). In the straight-to-video horror flick The Thing Below (2004), her character Maggie tries to tempt a dude by lifting her shirt up and promising more, her huge breasts poking below a sexy black bra as her arms raise, then spilling out over the top when the shirt finally lands on the floor. As the appropriately named “Attractive Girl” in the Showtime series Huff, she walks the streets in a 2004 episode wearing a thin little tank top, her nipples struggling to break free from all that flimsy pink material. It’s a really epic battle, and well-worth studying all the strategic poking. Elsewhere in the land of television, Gianna has popped up as Valerie on The Chris Isaak Show in 2002, and Ti-Ki in Andromeda and Rachel in Jake 2.0 in 2003. She also played a nurse in the 2003 episode of Stargate SG-1 titled “The Changeling,” not significant for any nudity or breakthrough acting, but because it’s where she met Christopher Judge, the guy who played Teal’c on the sci-fi show for ten years—and who Gianna married and with who she popped out a kid. Ah. True love.