Janeane Garofalo Sexy

Comic actress Janeane Garofalo has got a problem. Who does the five-foot-one-inch brunette firecracker think she is that she plays the frump in films like The Truth About Cats and Dogs (1996)? What keeps plush and pert Garofalo from seeing that her face is a fetching blend of sass and sex appeal? Why must she pretend that her voluptuous curves and full-grown Italian ass are the baggage of a dumpy broad? Janeane started out overtly eroticized, snapping her chest forward as she snapped out one-liners on HBO’s The Larry Sanders Show. She played a sexually voracious young lady in Reality Bites (1994) and raised no credibility issues as a woman capable of attracting hundreds of men. As well as an acerbic comedienne, Janeane is a gifted dramatist, but we’re not buying this frumpy-broad act. The juicy Janeane has been a staple of of TV and popular films now for going on about 30 years, so she's definitely a recognized face, and brother, WHAT a face! She's graced us with her adorable act on TV shows like Girlfriend's Guide to Divorce, Delocated, 24, and countless others; AND she's been in popular movies like Wet Hot American Summer (2001), Free the Nipple (2014), and Submission (2017)... Unfortunately for us though, she has never freed her nipples, and is now routinely talking about her A-sexuality in her stand up specials, so we might have missed the window of opportunity for Janeane's nude days, but alas, that doesn't mean we still don't absolutely love her!