Katie Price Sexy

We can’t tell exactly what Katie Price, a.k.a. Jordan, does because that ridiculously inflated rack of hers is always in the way! Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Her DDD’s pop up (and way, way out) mainly in 2-D media such as Playboy, but it would be nice to see her famous funbags freely flutter on film. For now she’s putting the boob back in boob tube in venues such as the BBC’s So Graham Norton and Granada Men & Motors and penning books like Being Jordan: My Autobiography. Reading is secondary here—her books are chockfull of glossy pictures of her in various states of semi-dress. Someday we hope to see her mounds in motion at the multiplex—her lack of screen skinage makes us melon-choly.