Maria Pia Conte Nude

Italian pizza ass Maria Pia Conte was made to drain our spicy meatballs. Born in Genoa, she mixed child acting with studying ballet before hitting it big as a fotoronanzi model. Those are sort of like Italian comic books, except they use real photos instead of drawings and are way sexier than your typical Marvel fare. We marveled at her rack, even if Maria only teased with early productions such as Sexy Party (1964) and Sexual Inadequacies (1969). But she wouldn’t leave her fans hanging limp for long, and fulfilled her prurient promise with The Hanging Woman (1973), a horror flick with Dyanik Zurakowsk. There was nothing scary about Maria’s three-B perv-formance in the zombie flick about a mysterious stranger bringing the dead back from a local crypt. How's it hanging? It's most definitely not, after watching getting felt up by some sketchy dude. We could be that guy! She flashed again in the Pam Grier starring gladiator flick The Arena (1974), and delivered more hairpie in the adulterous L'Infermiera di mio padre (1975) when she gets out of a bathtub and goes full frontal looking for a towel. The sexy comedy Che dottoressa ragazzi (1976) had her showing everything while showering and teasing an old man by lying naked on her bed, while she was even more aggressively naked while showering in La Moglie siciliana (1978). Our last look at Maria came when she sunbathes topless to tempt the gardener in Gegè Bellavita (1978). It grew. A bonerfide dong hardener, that was also her last movie role, as she retired from making movies and left us wondering what her body looked like past age 34. Still, we'll always appreciate getting to see Maria Pia Conte doing the full monty.