Naked Under Aprons

What is it about a little clothing that makes a body that much more alluring? Maybe it's the possibility of a peek. Maybe it's the hidden treasure that much hotter because it's now under the domain of our imagination. You know what? Who cares, let's just take a look at what's under some celebrities' aprons! Leah Cairns in 88 Minutes (2007) gives a cheeky perv-formance, setting the table naked but for her apron, and offering a sweet look at her sweet desserts. We can't speak French, but understand that Jane March in Color of Night (1994) is cooking up more than dinner in the kitchen. After cooking up cock in bed the best thing to do is cover your utensils in an apron as Leonor Watling does in The Oxford Murders (2008). The Who's Roger Daltrey get's to see who are they, as in Georgina Hale's hale and hearty ass in McVicar (1980). Get a load of Y Sa Lo in Lola (1981), as she aims to please serving up a roomful of customers their drinks and her butt. Hanging the laundry Julie Depardieu in Bienvenue au gîte (2003) will have you well hung in her apron that barely covers her nipples and round ass. What is it about the French? They invented the French maid outfit, but Victoria Abril in French Twist (1996) choices a drab apron. Well, viva la difference! What a piece of meat is Kate Nauta in Nine Miles Down (2009). She's cooking steak and your tube steak will be sizzling. Beatrice Harnois in Les mille et une perversions de Felicia (1975) is tossing a salad and sucking on a bottle. That's no euphemism, but she's still sexy in her apron, especially when the top falls and her tits raise to the occasion. Yeah, it's a party in your pants! You're all invited to join in on your own private orgy!