Paige Richards Nude

Steamy softcore porn queen Paige Richards didn’t invent nudity--it just seems that way. By playing a carpet-munching sorceress in the Blair Witch (1999) spoof Witchbabe: Erotic Witch Project 3 (2001), a scantily-clad sword-wielding villainess in the Lord of the Rings (2001) spoof, Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2002), the biography and drama Bettie Page: Dark Angel (2004) as Bettie Page, or a blood-sucking vagitarian in the K-PAX (2001) spoof, My Vampire Lover (2002)--the latter originally titled K-Sex: Lesbians From a Different Planet--poontastic Paige has given us miles and miles of muffage. And because she’s so willing to please our puds, we’ll always have a warm, sticky place for her in our pants.