Television is a great place to watch chicks, especially since saucy angel-cake starlets of Tamara Mello's caliber are paid to strut their prime, fine tails in the service of primetime coming-of-age tales. California native Tamara's exotic brunette sizzle put extra pizzle into the WB's Popular, a high-school jiggle festival in which Tamara played the class activist, with an ass that could activate the most arrested erection. Moreover, the Latina/French/Portuguese princess raised parts via...
Television is a great place to watch chicks, especially since saucy angel-cake starlets of Tamara Mello's caliber are paid to strut their prime, fine tails in the service of primetime coming-of-age tales. California native Tamara's exotic brunette sizzle put extra pizzle into the WB's Popular, a high-school jiggle festival in which Tamara played the class activist, with an ass that could activate the most arrested erection. Moreover, the Latina/French/Portuguese princess raised parts via parts in 7th Heaven, Diagnosis: Murder, Boy Meets World, and Nothing Sacred. The unfortunate limitations of television voyeurism are summed up as lack of snatch, a drawback Mello addresses, and undresses, in the feature film Scorpion Spring (1995). Look for Tamara lifting her skirt in the bus station, instantly transforming the location to a bush station. Tam also showed her mams (and some sweet side bunnage) in the flick Infidelity (1997), a.k.a. Hard Fall. In the Freddie Prinze Jr./Rachael Leigh Cook hit comedy She's All That (1999) Tamara mellows us with a psychedelic bikini but says "psych" just as we think she'll take it off. Not sure why we thought she'd make her nude debut in a teen comedy, but that's just the way we operate! Alas, Infidelity was the last project in which Ms. Mello showed boobs and or/ass. In fact, she acted in only a few more movies, and, aside from one-episode appearances in The Mentalist, Childrens Hospital, Major Crimes, and School of Rock, she's been mostly-absent from the boob tube as well. Here's hoping that Tamara will return to skinema so that there will be more treats in this scrumptious crumpet's future.
