The Best Laetitia Casta Scenes

If there's someone sexier than Laetitia Casta than we'd like to fuck her. In the meantime, we'll practice with these clips from her nudist scenes. Bless her. It's all three Bs from Laetitia Casta in La bicyclette bleue (2000). Sex is the universal language and Laetitia is fluent in it. In Gitano (2000), those big melons are juicy as the patch of dark pubes she presses over her lover's privates as the fuck. And you are there. Crying on rocks later she isn't as sexy, but her naked butt is worth a stroke or two. Even wearing glasses, like she does in Le grand appartement (2006), Laetitia will get passes. That might be because she's completely nude too. Big breasts and buns and smoking hot in Born in 68 (2008), as she smokes a fag, as in cigarette not homosexual. We're just trying to sound sophisticated. Naked in the snow in Face (2009), it's hard to focus on her features with her naked bush outstanding. Playing the sex icon Bardot in Ms. Gainsbourg: A Heroic Life (2010) may seem like a fool's errand, and it might be for most actresses, but not this living personification of carnal desire. In fact, after viewing all her nudes scenes, we’d suggest the title of the movie be amended to read: Casta: A Heroic Life. She’s the real hero, a sexual adventuress who came, saw and conquer and then came again and again, and we all came a little (or a lot). You can't spell tit without Laetitia.