We all know the classic saying that April Showers Bring May Flowers, but no one ever seems to stop and appreciate those April Showers! This year, Mr. Skin is taking the time to do just that by busting out his Top 10 Best Nude Celeb Shower Scenes! This list has got it all from futuristic coed group showers and sexy solo showers featuring Hollywood A-Listers to peeping toms enjoying a high school group shower and plenty of showering ladies in prison! So shower yourself with some self love this April as you get a load of the best nude celeb shower scenes in cinema history! Thank goodness someone sent these beautiful babes to the showers!
The coed shower is a sci-fi staple but few films did it as well as Paul Verhoeven in his underrated 1997 flick “Starship Troopers!” Using the scene to dole out crucial character backstories and exposition, Verhoeven makes it all easily digestible by having his cast of young hotties, including Dina Meyer, Blake Lindsley, Tami-Adrian George, and Brooke Morales deliver it all in the nude! In fact, Verhoeven and long time Cinematographer Jost Vacano put the cast at ease during the shower scene by stripping down themselves off camera! Talk about a Utopian society!
An entire generation of men who grew up in the 80s definitely came of age when they first saw The Kentucky Fried Movie! The guys who made Airplane!’s first foray into feature films was this sketch movie based on their successful live shows in LA in the 70s. The undeniable highlight of the movie comes early in a fake movie trailer for “Catholic High School Girls in Trouble,” which features tons of ribald content, none of it sexier or funnier than Swedish legend Uschi Digard’s shower scene! Watching Uschi’s mammoth 48F mammaries get pressed against the glass door of the shower made many a horny teenager laugh while also making sure no one notices their boner!
Perhaps no opening scene in the history of television has set expectations quite as well as one of Netflix’s first big breakout hits, “Orange is the New Black!” As the show opens, series star Taylor Schilling does her best to adjust to life in the big house, in particular navigating the thorny world of prison showers. Thankfully a horny flashback to better times in the shower with her ex Laura Prepon helps her escape her bleak reality for a few moments! Don’t fight the urge to get yourself clean after watching this scene!
By the time 1975's “Friday Foster” was released, Pam Grier was already the reigning queen of Blaxploitation, but it’s her steamy solo shower scene in this flick that sets it apart from the rest! 29 minutes in, Pam shows off her heaving hoots while getting clean in the shower, all the time being stalked by a knife wielding Carl Weathers! This combination of sex appeal and danger made Pam’s career what it was and no scene brought the two together better than this one!
As Ellen Griswold, Beverly D’Angelo is the original MILF of American comedy cinema and her shower scene just 19 minutes into the 1983 comedy classic “National Lampoon’s Vacation!” Chevy Chase pulls a Psycho parody on his on-screen wife and director Harold Ramis outdoes Hitchcock by giving us an incredible look at D’Angelo’s dirigibles, creating an entire generation of MILF loving young men in the process!
Mexican mamacita Paulina Gaitán got into the shower a relative unknown in the 2018 debut episode of Amazon’s series Diablo Guardian, but she came out a Mr. Skin legend! Yes, Paulina had a handful of nude scenes prior to that, but nothing on this level of spectacular gratuity! Throughout the rest of the show’s run, Paulina continued to deliver nude scene after knockout nude scene, but this scene of a star being born in the shower was too steamy not to include!
After its apex in the 70s exploitation heyday, the women in prison movie had a bit of a renaissance in the Direct-to-Video world of the mid-80s. 1986’s Reform School Girls features perhaps the best throwback shower scene of the second wave as rocker Wendy O. Williams and her gang of hoodlums assert their dominance! From the gratuitous opening pan across a bevy of boobs, bushes, and butts to Wendy’s scene ending hygenic advice, it’s about as iconic as shower scenes get!
The critically acclaimed 2011 indie “Take This Waltz” was revelatory in many ways, not least for featuring a phenomenal full frontal nude debut from Sarah Silverman! 41 minutes in, Sarah joins skin veterans Michelle Williams and Jennifer Podemski to show off everything in the communal shower at the gym! While they laugh it up and have a good time, you’ll be having one hell of a good time yourself!
Director Brian De Palma loves himself a shower scene, but none combine the cultural impact and sheer amount of skin shown like the opening scene of his 1980 psycho-sexual thriller “Dressed to Kill!” Hot off the hugely popular TV series “Police Woman,” Hollywood legend Angie Dickinson plays a horned up housewife who kicks off the film in the shower! De Palma then takes us inside the shower with her as we see that she’s not only showering, but also pleasuring herself! Dickinson got an assist in the close-ups from her body double, 1977 Penthouse Pet of the Year Victoria Lynn Johnson, but leading audiences to believe they were seeing a screen icon get off in the shower is the cheekiest move in De Palma’s entire career!
The most famous group shower scene in cinema history is also the undeniable king of cinematic showers! The ladies of 1982's “Porky’s” set the box office on fire while the horny male protagonists peeped on them from behind the wall! Kaki Hunter, Allene Simmons, and a half dozen other nubile nude knockouts show off “so much wool you could knit a sweater!” The movie set the standard for teen sex comedies for decades to come, while this scene established the formula for group shower scenes that’s still used to this very day! It's just impossible to beat!