Candy Darling Sexy

What’s in a name? Probably a purely refined ejaculation of gelatin sweetness! The trans famous cantankerous cutie, Candy Darling was born James Lawrence Slattery in Long Island New York way back in nineteen hundred and forty four, when your grandfathers still had erections and your Carmel corn came in brown paper bags! “I’ve had small parts in big pictures and big parts in small pictures” is how this classic cult sums up her contribution to the academy of art, and science. Speaking of parts, her Skinamatic close up comes to us via Women in Revolt (1971), where she sports some seriously Skintimate skivvies! Sadly, Candy Darling left this earth before baring all her ball tingling good parts, but we hope wherever she is she’s resting peacefully nude, surrounded by lube. And gum drops.