Cat Sick Blues (2015)

A bizarre horror from Australia that tells the story of Ted (Matthew C. Vaughan), a distraught twenty-something who has just lost his best friend: his cat, Patrick who he has had since childhood. Patrick’s death triggers a breakdown in Ted, and now Ted is convinced that he can bring Patrick back to life if he kills nine humans and collects their blood, so he dons a cat mask and gloves with claws and goes on a murderous spree. During all this, he meets Claire (Shian Denovan) in a support group for people dealing with pet loss. Claire has also recently lost her internet-famous cat in a traumatic event involving an over-zealous fan. Somehow, a relationship forms between Ted and Claire that seems wholely unsustainable, especially considering Ted is a serial killer. But even killers can’t resist bouncy bare breasts and we see Shian’s in three different scenes of them in bed together. There’s also bonus boobage from Danae Swinburne, who goes topless while acting like a cat for the camera. Both ladies’ racks are paws-itively perfect!