Giocanda Nude

The immigration controversy spreading the country could be resolved by the utterance of a single word: Giocanda. The Mexican actress would stop all concerns over our weak border to the south. In fact, Americans would welcome immigrants with open arms in the hopes that those arms would wrap around a hot tamale like Giocanda. She first made herself known, nakedly that is, in the comedy A gozar, a gozar, que el mundo se va acabar (1988), which loosely translates to . . . oh, who cares because it features Giocanda in a steamy, full-frontal shower scene! That was followed up with the crime drama Los Rateros (1989). Next came Comezón a la Mexicana (1989), another comedy, with Giocanda's tits as the punch line in your pants, which was followed by her last film, El Gato con gatas II (1994). Boy, does Skin Central miss reporting on her south of the borders.