Adapted from the classic Shakespeare tragedy Romeo and Juliet, Polish writer-director Krzysztof Skonieczny imagines Romeo as eighteen-year-old Adam “Kosa” (Mateusz Okula), a professional skateboarder from Wroclaw. His perfect life and dreams of international prestige are all disrupted when he meets his Juliet, aka a Romani girl named Zora (Natalia Szmidt). Their passionate love affair not only earns the ire of Zora’s family but it also runs them afoul of a gang of Neo-Nazis. This Romeo is no innocent suitor though, he’s pure playboy, boinking a bare-chested Hanna Koczewska in addition to Renata Dancewicz and her right rib cushion. It’s a great film for breasts, or should we call them wreasts?